Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.
Fucking excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm.
"what do u want to be when u grow up"
i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much and getting asked to prom and homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway and what a juicy plot twist reality is